It might be cold outside, but you can still keep your Hot Pocket warm and toasty thanks to these shorts from the Columbus Fashion Alliance.
The local fashion group partnered with the national brand as Hot Pockets’ merch line is soon to be fresh out of the microwave. The first of the fashion line will be these shorts which feature an insulated pocket — appropriately labeled “hot” — in addition to another pocket labeled cold. Is the cold pocket for ranch? We’re only asking for the entire Midwest region.
Regardless of how you fill your pockets, these Napoleon Dynamite-approved shorts are available online on Tuesday, Dec. 12. Plus, you can complete the full look with a “Hotter in the Midwest” hoodie to pay homage to all those days Hot Pockets came in clutch during college.